Re: Corrupt a wish

by gnawliryc Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:37 pm

granted, but its your mom's

i wish i didnt procrastinate as much

by DarkThrills Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:19 pm

Granted but you don't work at all and you fail.

I wish for good luck tomorrow.

by gnawliryc Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:23 pm

Granted, but you have bad luck for the rest of the year.

I wish winzip was free

by DarkThrills Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:31 pm

Granted but it is free only after you buy it.

I wish for better food. McDonald's is bad for me....

by gnawliryc Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:07 pm

Granted, but you end up going to Pizza Hut.

I wish cheats would work better on emulators

by HiImToast Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:33 pm

Granted, but you somehow die because of it.
I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT TALLER
I WISH I WAS A BALLER
I WISH A HAD A GIRL WHO LOOKED GOOD
I WOULD CALL HER
I WISH SHE HAD A RABBIT IN A HAT IN THE BACK
OF A 64 IMPALA.

by iHeal Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:39 pm

Granted but you were drunk when you were looking at the girl that "looked good"

I wish i had all the time in the world

by gnawliryc Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:04 pm

Granted, but once you get it, you have 1 second left.

I wish it was summer vacation

by DarkThrills Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:58 pm

Granted but its the last day and you need to go to school today.

I wish I was addicted to heroin... Surprised

by gnawliryc Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:32 pm

granted, but everyone knows about it

i wish it was the first day of a 3-month-long summer vacation

by DarkThrills Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:39 pm

Granted but you fail so you have to go to summer school instead of having fun.

I wish I was a pornstar.

by gnawliryc Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:38 pm

Granted but you're cast into a gay porn movie

I wish I could read faster

by iHeal Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:32 pm

Granted but you were the slowest reader ever

I wish i could time travel

by DarkThrills Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:03 pm

Granted but you can only travel once a year and in a 12 second range from your current time...

I wish for a spiderpig.

by HiImToast Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:51 pm

Granted but you decide to have sex with it and you got swine flu aids.

I wish for Megan Fox

by gnawliryc Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:09 pm

Granted but she thinks you are a pig

I wish my To Kill a Mockingbird essay was finished...

by iHeal Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:12 pm

Granted but i stole it and used it as my own paper.

I wish i could time travel to any time i want as much as i want.

by gnawliryc Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:18 pm

Granted, but then the space/time continuum breaks down from your frequent traveling and ends up collapsing, causing the destruction of all that there is.

I wish I had a wish that wasn't selfish...

by DarkThrills Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:20 pm

Granted but it ends the world and kills you.

I wish for a bomb.

by gnawliryc Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:02 pm

Granted, but it's in your mouth.

I wish... I was taking a 10 minute nap right now...

by DarkThrills Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:56 pm

Granted but it only lasts 9 minutes.

I wish that the song 3 AM by Eminen was called 13 AM.

by g0dfr3ak Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:06 pm

Granted but you go deaf and never hear the song again

I wish for wishes

by DarkThrills Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:43 pm

Granted but they all get corrupt.

I wish for nothing.

by g0dfr3ak Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:00 pm

Granted, all is taken away from you

I wish for ________

by DarkThrills Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:20 pm

Granted but you get -----------------------.

I wish for a train.

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