Corrupt a wish

Granted, but they work to hard and blow thenselves up.

I wish I could have a million dollars.

Granted, but it turns out to be monopoly money

I wish I was GM in real GMS

Granted, but you get frostbite from the extreme cold and both of you hands fall off so you cant play as a gm.


I wish ch 2 is back up so i can play

The server is back up but its wiped. You have to start all over again.

I wish I owned North America.

Granted, but the citizens rebel and storm your mighty fortress and level it.

I wish I had a wish that can't be corrupted

Granted, but the wish that cant be corrupted is that you have a smaller penis and you head is 3 times bigger than your body... and Chuck Norris comes to rape you with Shinn in a three way:!:


I wish that i could own all of you guys

Granted, but we rebel and keel yoo!!1!!!111

I wish you all a happy new year

granted, but ironically the new year rolls in with a major computer virus, world war 3 breaks out all of a sudden, and a new pandemic breaks out

I wish I can see the year when Halley's Comet comes back

Granted, but the Comet gets so hot that it burns your eyes off because you looked at it.


I wish i can be spongebob squarepants..

Granted, but you will explode from pressure, since you would have an asshole ;3
I wish for another wish

You turn into and evil geenie and get trapped into a lamp. :p

I wish i was Patrick Star.

(This is for TheGT's post)
Granted, but it turns out the wish was a scam to steal all of your personal information.

I wish I had an iTunes gift card

DarkThrills wrote:You turn into and evil geenie and get trapped into a lamp. :p

I wish i was Patrick Star.

Granted, but you have to live underwater

gnawliryc wrote:(This is for TheGT's post)
Granted, but it turns out the wish was a scam to steal all of your personal information.

I wish I had an iTunes gift card

Granted, but it's for 0$

I wish I had free winz

(darks wish) granted but spongebob isnt there and all you do is stare at walls all day.

(gnawliryc's wish) granted but the gift card was corrupt and it gave you all the viruses in existence and your computer is unfixable :O

I wish chuck norris would own all of you so i can own him and become the ruler of the world

Granted, but then Bruce Lee pops out of nowhere and takes the title for himself.

No wish this time T.T

Granted, but you still get one

I wish to be 1337 fo sho

Granted, but Swagga comes and out Swaggas you with hist 1337ness.


I with those smileys on gts pic would stop looking at me

Ganted but your computer will be bugged and unlimited amount's of viagra will be sent to your house. Also single ladies you do not know will E-mail you ALOT!!!


I wish I could Play Snail ms Today!!!

Granted but another bug pops up.



I wish I had a third ball sack

granted but the other 2 become infertile

I wish everything in life was free!

Granted, but then no one worked anymore and nothing was there for you to get for free.

I wish i had a car.

Granted, but you will never get a license

I wish life was better

Granted, but thau shall perrish in 5 seconds!!

I wish for 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111112 wishes

Granted but they all were duds

I wish for a nuke

You get a nuke but blow yourself up.

I wish i wasnt bored.