Corrupt a wish

Granted, but all the dots are loaded into a ? shaped gun, and shot at you (again). :D

I wish my pencil didn't break. :[

granted but you lose your pencil

i wish that i would have a happier life

Granted, but it's not much better than before.

I wish I had tea.

granted but i poisoned it just like in the movie "Fearless"

i wish for a schedule change in my school, the new bell schedule sucks >.<

Granted, but you go to school for 10 hours.

I wish tests were as easy as ABC's.

Granted, but you become stupid and are still unable to pass them.

I wish my MP3 player didn't die. :l

granted but you lost it

i wish i had an mp3

Granted, but it was mine so I took it back. :l

I wish my cat would stop trying to eat my lunch! D:<

granted but a dog comes and eats it


i wish i couldnt be addicted to the forum

Granted, but you get addicted to porn instead.

I wish my room didn't look like a room from a mental institution. :D

granted but you really do get sent to one

i wish i was both sad and happy XD

Granted, but you get killed because there can only be one SadHappy! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >:D

I wish my forum name was red. :[

Granted but it gets messed up and turns pink.

I wish for a moose.

Granted, but it fell out of the sky and killed you.

I wish for a new amp.

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish I knew how to draw.

Granted but you only know how to draw lines.

I wish for a good ending to the manga I'm reading.

Granted, but one character has to die for it to happen.

I wish I had my driver's lisence.

Granted, but you crash. :D

I wish I had a bassist for my band. D;

Granted, but he's a terrible player.

I wish I could make smarter decisions ;D

Granted but you were to smart that your head exploded from smartness >

I Wish for Shooting Star

lawlz o-o

Granted, but it hits you in the face then blows up on contact.

I wish my dog would stop humping my cousin's leg.

Granted, but he humps your cousin's other leg instead.

I wish I knew what to do

Granted, but it comes out it was nothing. :D

I wish I knew why the sky is red. :D

Granted, but the reason haunts you in your sleep

I wish I knew how to begin the project D;<

Granted, but you already did, so you got lost and needed to start over. :D

I wish I knew how to say microscope without adding a lisp for no reason. :D