Corrupt a wish

granted but you tried to eat the train and you died of sepsis.

Granted but you have no wish.

I wish I knew how to code.

granted but you lose all your klowledge of how to use a computer.

I wish i had a wish.

Granted, but it is corrupted

I wish that the meaning of corruption was granted

granted but none knows what corruption is.

I wish I was a noob.

Granted, you get owned by snails

I wish the name of snailms was changed

granted but then its changed to snailsms

i wish i had pudding

Granted, but it falls on the ground

I wish someone corrupted my wish

granted, but the wish gets fixed

I wish i never started playing

Granted but you start 5 minutes later.

I wish for money.

granted but you lose it all gambling.

I wish that can't get a wish that's able to be corrupted

Granted, but god corrupts it cuz he can

I wish for a new game

Granted, but your house burns down, along with new game and computer.

I wish for 100 golden eggs =]

granted, but you get hacked and lose it all

I wish for ......

..... Granted..., but then Chuck Norris comes along and somehow corrupts it... because he can.

I wish for spending a day with SNSD (Girl Generation =D)

Granted but you die 12 seconds later

I wish that no one will grant my wish and corrupt it making it so i felt bad yet i like feeling bad because it makes me feel happy.

Granted but then you get hit by a bus and wish that you wished not to get hit buy it.

I wish that i can shit big macs.

Granted, but some coke and a lil' bit of fries came following after the big macs, therefore you shit complete big mac meals.

I wish Chuck Norris would run around the world in 30 seconds.

Omg that's the best corruption of a wish ever .

Granted, but due to the friction caused by chuck norris, a worldwide fire starts.

I wish that Tuesdays didn't fail.

Granted but Monday starts to fail

I wish School was shorter

Granted, but you get twice as more homework and assignments everyday.

I wish Maplestory wasn't so addictive.

Granted, but you get addicted to crack instead.

I wish I had many wifes.

Granted, but they all turned out to be she-males, and you get raped by them. (orgy, dirrrty)

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you get hit by a plane and die.

I wish I could make food appear out of nowhere.

Granted, but it somes out of your butthole and you and Design Open battle eachother in a food crapping competition

I wish the next corruption made no sense whatsoever