Corrupt a wish

Granted, but Neil Patrick Harris somehow corrupted it with his almightyness.

I wish I can teleport to random places just by saying their name.

Granted but when you try to teleport to places you only go there in your imagination.

I wish for a better pie...

Granted, but I eat it

I wish life had a redo button

Granted but you make the same mistake on every redo.

I wish for a better sister.

granted, but the devil possess her

i wish for a better life

Granted but you get shot right after winning a million dollars.

I wish for smartness.

Granted, but you get bullied for your "smartness" everyday and made you go suicidal.

I wish God was standing next to me.

Granted but you die and see him in heaven.

I wish for superiority over all humans.

granted but God smites u for wanting to be like him

i wish to be able to live a long life

Granted, but you'll be a hobo for your life

I wish to be a pro-rapper

granted but your larynx shatters and you ca never speak again

i wish to rule the world

Granted, but Donkey Kong rapes and kills you so now he rules the world.

I wish we went to war against Teddy Bears.

Granted but we would lose cause they got a pedobear

I wish for spicy chicken noodles

Granted, but there is a rat in your noodles.

I wish for a new guitar! :D

Granted, but the guitar has a really ugly design on it.

I wish for some cha siu fan (grilled pork on rice)

granted but it has parts of dicks as rice

i wish i had a pedo bear that wont harm me

Granted, but the pedo bear had a pedo cub that raped you

I wish for "Siu uh beigh gah lo mei whoah chow mien" (Grilled beef steak with vintage soy sauce and fried noodles.)

granted but you cant eat them

i wish for a girl in my pants right now

Dude keep it cleaner man

Granted, but she did not fit in there properly

I wish for a Lamborghini

Granted but u have to get the parts seperatly

i wish my dog was friendlier

Granted but your dog is missing a leg

I wish i had modern warfare 2 elite edition

dog abuser

granted but it doesnt work after 2 seconds

i wish i was able to fly and never hit anything

granted but the US shot u down

i wish my corrupted wish gets corrupted in the next second

Granted, but it has now become corrupted cause it life's a bitch. (1 sec = 5 min)

I wish life was like Maplestory !!
(die then come back to life mwuahahaha)
pew pew~

granted but god breaks the respawn system cuz he thinks it sux

i wish that my wish would get corrupted in 1 second real time