Re: Corrupt a wish

by PapaSmurf Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:33 pm

ummm granted but then you die

I wish I was Obama

by voodoo Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:26 pm

granted but you get assassinated

i wish for another life

by **Andii** Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:15 am

Granted, but you turn out to be an ant and you get squashed within 5 seconds of your new life.

I wish the world was like Alice in Wonderland.

by voodoo Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:03 am

granted but you get beheaded by the queen

i wish i was the madhatter XD

by **Andii** Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:17 am

Granted, but the Big Headed Red Queen rapes you.

I wish the White Queen didn't have to walk like a gaybo.

by PapaSmurf Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:05 pm

Granted but she only has one leg and no crutches and nobody has thought of Prosthetics yet

I wish I was the Colombus from ZombieLand

by voodoo Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:13 pm

granted but you still get eaten by zombies

i wish i had FFXIII

by **Andii** Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:50 pm

Granted, but it's full of bugs.

I wish for all the noodles in the world !

by voodoo Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:01 pm

granted but you choke on it .....OUch

i wish for humor

by **Andii** Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:03 pm

Granted, but you end up crying from the humour.

I wish I was adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt....

by voodoo Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:04 pm

granted but they die from unkown causes

i wish i could be the last to respond to this topic >:]

by **Andii** Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:23 am

Granted, but I end up becoming the last person to respond.

I wish I could meet the guy that discovered milk.

by voodoo Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:47 am

granted but instead u found the person who invented juice

i wish my computer wouldnt be so laggy

by **Andii** Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:33 am

Granted, but your comp gets stolen.

I wish McDonalds was right next to my house.

by PapaSmurf Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:08 pm

Granted, But you eat it so much that you die of obesity(however you spell that)

by **Krysi** Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:29 pm

YAY FREEBIE.

I wish I wasn't allergic to mints. ]:

by voodoo Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:19 pm

granted but you get allergic to peanuts

i wish i could have a freebie

by PapaSmurf Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:51 am

Granted but then you're banned for spamming afro

I wish I had a Real Life God mode and absoultely NOTHING could stop me, my life was perfect, and I could never die, and I had access to anything that I have ever or will ever dream of/want/need NOTHING COULD STOP ME?!?!?!? absoultely nothing, And I never get lonely =)

by voodoo Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:33 pm

granted but since God is God, he decides to ruin ur awesome life

i wish ...

by PapaSmurf Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:16 am

nothing could ruin my life did you not read that Very Happy

lol freebie? ummm hmmmm lets see what do I want you to wish hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You wished:I wish ________________

Response:Granted but then Chuck Noris chops off your balls 0__0

I wish I could be a GM and it was impossible for me to "get fired" and my computer couldnt die nothing could stop me not even god I had a perfect life looked perfect sounded perfect acted perfect was a cocky bastard and Could have anything that I ever wanted or will want or will need in other words I replace God =) and I couldnt die etc...

by danuel Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:06 am

granted but your wish was a dream

by voodoo Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:10 am

oh a freebie

i wish i could press the reset button of my life

by danuel Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:37 am

granted but the reset button breaks so ur back to ur normal lifew

freebie

by Panda Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:51 am

I wish I could have a panda that was invincible to death and rabbis... and it was super healthy... and really big too, and I could ride him to town and yeah... ^^

'jokes' lol.

by voodoo Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:02 am

granted? but it turns on u and eats u alive

i wish i can be the last one to post on this

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