Corrupt a wish

Granted but it had maggots on it.

I wish for a puppy.

Granted but the puppy had rabbies

I wish for non counterfiet money

Granted but its money that is not used anymore and does not have any value.

DarkThrills you fail.

I wish DarkThrills made a wish.

My wishes don't appear, it happened twice. When I double enter my characters disappear. BTW I wished for a pie.

And granted but it disappears again....

Granted for nothing.
I wish I have no more schools my life.

granted but you died the day after you finished

i wish for 3 wishes

Granted but they all backfire.

I wish for this post to hit 408 posts.

Granted but banned for using haxxxx.
I wish I never have a life.

Granted but you die of boredom.

I wish for a kitten.

Granted but it dies.

I wish for another school.

Granted but now you get put in the trash every day.

I wish for a boyfriend.

Granted but he dumps you in less than 24 hours. I wish I could afford a car.

Granted but you crash it.

I wish for a new puppy without anything bad happening to it.

Granted but your puppy pisses indoors and you end up strangling it.

I wish for a good GBA emulator

Granted but its a virus.

I wish for myself.

Granted but you get raped.

I wish for studying to be more fun.

granted but then aliens come and remove the fun from everything you do

i wish my braces would come off sooner

Granted but your teeth look bad.

I wish I could focus.

granted but you can only focus on ugly things

i wish my audition will go well

Granted but You get molested.

I wish for this post to end.

Granted but your post continues in another thread.

I wish for food.

Granted but it was poisoned.

I wish for Peace on earth.

Granted but a war erupts because there is too much peace.

I wish for unpoisioned,clean,drinkable,non-deadly pop.

Granted but you pass out from its tasteless taste.

I wish to not be bored.