Corrupt a wish

Granted but Xbox Live crashes and Bill Gates can't fix it. You lose all your points and start over.

I wish i ate toast for breakfast this morning...

Granted, but the toast was eaten by me

I wish i was rich

Granted but your rich in Monopoly Money.

I wish i earned $100,000 US.(Not stolen, EARNED)

Granted but i came through your chimney dressed as Santa Clause with a midget dressed up as an elf. I stole your cookies and stole the money and left coal in your sock.


I wish the server was fixed.

Granted but it dies again.

I wish i had another PS to play until SnailMS worked.

Granted But it Had low rates and it sucked

I wish i was normal

granted, but then aliens landed on your head and claimed that you are one of them

i wish i had a better laptop

Granted but it didn't work

I wish my mom died

Granted but you get a stepmom who is 60 and rapes you.

I wish i could be unbored.

granted, but youre bored a millisecond later

i want the other server im playing on to stop dcing me when i try to go into the fm or buy stuff

Granted but then the other sever banned you

I WISH DARKTHRILLS DIED!

Granted but a GM revives me.

I wish i had a laptop with every version of maple in a folder so i wouldn't have to download v75 which takes 4 hours.

granted, but then your laptop overheats and you lose all the files
i wish manga would update more often

Granted but only the shit manga updates.

I wish I didn't have to sleep to live.

granted, but you spend the rest of your life shorter than everyone else

i wish i wasnt scared of horror stuff

Granted but you get scared of everything else and die unhappy.

I wish I was a good boy.

granted but you still become a bad boy the following year.

i wish Andrew would fix SnailMS quickly =x

Granted, But he is not here yet

I wish some miracle happens to the server so we can all logged in

granted but server crashes again because u spam summon.

i wish my mum wont nag at me so much

Granted, she is still nagging at you -too bad-

I wish to see porn LOOOOL

Granted, but it's gay porn

I wish for a gunthat wont shoot me

granted but it shoots your loved ones instead

i wish for an upgrade of my ram...

Granted, but the ram is a old one instead a new upgraded one

I wish i wasnt bored...

xChills! wrote:Granted, but the ram is a old one instead a new upgraded one

I wish i wasnt bored...

i dont mind

you would be VERY BORED instead of bored F3

i wish i could spam the whole forum until andrew ban xchills and ielmo kik gt and all the gm chase all the player instead of me

Granted, but they ban u for spamming instead of us

I wish for a wish