Corrupt a wish

granted but you die from over amount of knowledge


i wish i had the power to do anything

Granted but you mistake the word anything with nothing.

I wish for a car.

Granted, but it doesn't have wheels.

I wish I'm an anime character !

Granted but it's a Yaoi anime.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

granted but it's **** instead

i wish for the server to be up

Granted but then it crashes right away.

I wish for a good mark in art.

(mark as in grade if so then:) granted but you die before you can get it.

if wish for snailms to never crash

Granted but it gets shut down.

I wish I won't have an all nighter tonight.

Granted, then all of a sudden more tests pop outta nowhere and you're forced to do all nighters for the next month.

I wish people can stop QQing in GunZ...

Granted but Gunz gets closed.

I wish people would stop being fake.

Wish granted But then you turned fake c:

I wish I had a dollar

Granted but dollars are disbanded because there are so many.

I wish for a pie slice.

granted but it's counterfeit,

I wish for Snail Ms to be invincible

granted but andrew decided to quit


i wish i didnt have allergies

granted , but you get a skin disease

i wish for a jumbo cookie

Granted but it's a jumbo cook.

I wish for a loooooooooong vacation.

granted but the world blows up


i wish i wouldnt be so tired -.-

Granted but you lose your sight.

I wish for a special someone.

Granted, but that special someone is your cousin.

I wish for a tequila !

Granted but it contains poison and you die.

I wish for a clean mind.

granted but every1 else's is dirty

i wish I HAD the clean mind

Granted but you got a brain wipe and were hypnotized into doing what I wanted for the rest of your life.

I wish for a good dinner.

Granted, but you have a dirty breakfast.

I wish ... for a blank piece of paper.

Granted, but you couldn't do anythng with it.

I wish for auperstar to kiss me!!