My sister... has a sickness...

My sister is suffering from BIEBER FEVER !!
Is there a cure ?! I need one now !

Isolate her in a room full of darkness, then strap her on a chair and cover her mouth. Then what you want to do is just leave her there for about 3 days, then you come back ask if she like Justin Beiber. If she says Yes then tell her this, "If I see or hear you listen to Justin Beiber I'm going to put you back here." If she says yes, then just leave her there for another 3 days...

Educate her in the subject of good music.

What you define, "good music," as is up to you. Assuming you don't consider, "good music," as similar acts such as Miley Cyrus & The Jonas Brothers, you should be fine.

Tell her, i rape chu if u keep listening to beiver head .

Well, just show her how the beaver sings without auto tune (:

LOLOL
Thank you masters, for your advice. XD

(Not so sure about the sister rape though lmao)

Lmfao. ^ The sister rape is a totally nono. How could you even have thought of that?!

Tksxzxz

Lol, only Jake thinks of these random things.

Only listen to him when he's being serious.

Cut off her ears... then she can't hear him

^ yet he's never.

Lawl